I plugged in the computer, and I'm not sure I plugged in the internets properly. Do you think you could come and check me out? There are little beeps in the black box in the living room, maybe I broke the internet, I wouldn't want to do anything stupid!

Grandma tells me I'm an idiot and if I can see my messages it's because it's okay, but you know, Grandma's not good with these things. And then I'm suspicious, maybe the aliens aren't watching my internets? They would be able to fit into the small box in the living room, Jack told me last week, when we were drinking wine on the terrace... Do you think that's true?

Are you there?

Jean-Claude?

I call 911.

Grandpa! Don't call 911!

Don't panic! they're e-mails, I only see them when they're sent, I don't see your messages live! I'm coming to help you.

Oh, my God, I was scared!